A Message from Borat
Our reader Borat Sagdiyev (sounds a Kazakhstani name) has sent an e-mail through his sexretary Ani asking me to post it here. Apparently, he has written a book and would like Blogian readers to read it.
Jagshemash my Blogian.net bestfriends – it Borat here. It give me great pleasuring myself to announce publication of Kazakhstan’s first ever book. A touristic guidings to both glorious nation of Kazakhstan and minor nation of US and A, it contain many interesting facts on my country – for examples, learn all about Kazakh Museum of Intolerance in Almaty and look on pictures of glorious new statue of Melvin Gibsons in Astana. It 673 feet tall and have a staircase inside so that childrens can climb up and throw potatoes on jewtown from his anoos. Book also contain many useful information on US and A – for examples, entrance code to Liza Minelli’s gate and best places for photograph pretty ladies without their knowledge. Book also contains many photograph of my wifes and childrens – totally nude, and have releasings November 2nd in UK and on 6th November in US and A. You can either make purchase of it with pubis or gypsy tears, or if you are strong, you can visit bookstore and TAKE it. I hope you like. Chendobreh.
PSs – if you lives in California, US and A, I am appear in persons for do a book signings at Borders, 1360 Westwood Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90024 at 7pm on Wednesdays 7th of Novembers [this is the same day as the Feast of Shurik, so if you come youI are permitted to make sexytime in your sister – High 5!].
Sounds like a fascinating book. Now you know the gift I want for Christmas.
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Borat on 06 Nov 2007 at 7:50 am #
Very dear Blogians,
Thanks you for pushing my book on your web. I would like to sent to you pubic hair from last harvest to say how I thank you.
I like!
Borat Sagdiyev
Sexretary on 06 Nov 2007 at 10:35 am #
Ai like….
Jonny the Monkey on 06 Nov 2007 at 8:03 pm #
Jagshemash,
My name a Jonny the Monkey, number one most famous celebrity in all of Kazakhstan. Good friend Borat still only number four most famous, but hopefully he move up in rankle after publish of hims new book…
Me thanks you for making promotion of this Touristic Guidings book! And hopes all readers who live in village of Lost Angeles will go to Boreders store for book signing where can make its purchase, meet Borat, and help herd gypsy protesters.
Chenquieh.
NOTE: This comment was ‘hand signed’ by Jonny the Monkey to his gypsy assistant Batyr, who then translated and posted those words here.